The Symbolic Life – the great relief – Dateline Feb. 15, 2012

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3RD ATTACK

El gran relax

 

El dilluns passat em van fer una ressonància magnètica. La veritat tot va ser molt relaxant. Em van dir que els resultats estarien al dia seguent.

Es clar, al dia seguent, els resultats no estaven preparats. Estavem tranquils. Ja sortiran.

El dimecres al vespre ja estavem preparats per anar a dormir i sentim un “ring-ring” de l’Skype i el Ron diu: “l’oncoòeg m’està trucant”.

En aquell moment em vaig sentir atacada per les cagarrines. Directa al WC, ja m’estava preparant per anar al cementiri. De veritat. Vestida para ir al cementerio. On mes podia anar? En la meva imaginacio, l’oncòleg havia llegit els resultats i ens trucava urgentment per dir-nos:  EL PITJOR!!!!

 Des del WC amb tota la diarrea, sentola veu del metge tot relaxat…. dient-li al Ron: “ho sento estava intentant comunicar-me amb la meva filla que esta al DF i m’he equivocat i he punxat el vostre numero……

 La cagada mes feliç de la meva vida…….

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The 3rd ATTACK

The big relief

 Last Monday I had a CAT-scan.  The truth was that it was very relaxing. I was told that the results would be available the next day. OK.

Of course the next day, the results were not ready. We were calm and we could wait.

On Wednesday evening we were ready to go to sleep and  I heard a “ring-ring” comimg from Skype and Ron said: “the oncologist is  calling me.” At that moment I felt attacked by an overwhelming desire to go to the toilet. I sat down on the toilet and I prepared myself to go to the cemetery. Dressed to go to the cemetery. Where else could I go?

In my imagination, the oncologist had read the results and he called us urgently to tell us THE WORST!

 From the toilet I heard the voice of the oncologist, in a  relaxed  voice…. saying to Ron:

 Oh, Ron… I’m sorry… I was trying to call my daughter, who is in Mexico City, and I clicked the wrong Skype entry and  called you.

 t was he happiest shit of my life …….

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